merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

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mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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